I saw a poster today that said “When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone’s eye.” Personally, I don’t think this behaviour is conducive to solving our socio-economic issues, taking your problems and squeezing them into the eyes of thy neighbour. Cameron’s Britain. And if anything, life is a concept, and probably has no actual way of bestowing citrus fruit on anyone.

Also, does this interfere with the mantra of “Keep Calm and Carry On”? If I’m to receive lemons, should I still remain calm or would this be the time to panic? Can I possibly carry on if my eyes have been assaulted with someone else’s lemons?

What happened to making lemonade and selling it for 50 cents on your driveway? You’ve changed.